Oh grandma's gonna be mad when she sees you jacked her nightgown and made it the length of a teddy. You got some gigantic panties to go with that? Better walk and sit very carefully so i don't see them and lose my lunch. I bet if you spun around in this, you;d find the hemline up at bra level. This reminds me of something worn by one of those 99 cent drugstore dolls that you sometimes have to buy as a last-minute present for some kid's birthday. Except over 20 times more expensive. Also is that camo green trim i see or is it a trick of the light. If it really is camo, I wonder who was like "oh here's an idea, let's throw some camo on there to really mix it up!" This has to be a joke. I bet the designers watch on security camera as people buy these fugly dresses just laughing their asses off.
Store: Forever 21
Price: $22.80
Link: Pintucked Bow Chiffon Dress
this only seems appropriate for little girls >.< not a grown woman. This is the style i call the slut dress... the dress where EVERYONE can see your underwear...
ReplyDeletei used the word "dress" for irony
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